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Don’t You Hate It

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When you get asked this question

Did your husband have an affair

Did he ever commit adultery

This is how

I answer that question

Of course he did

It was just two day ago

I was making chicken tacos and realized I needed sour cream

So Darin being the loving husband that he is

went to the store to get it for me


I just didn’t feel like it

I still had my pajamas on

I was tired

and wasn’t wearing any makeup


He ended up committing adultery when he went to the store

It all went down when he went to pay for the sour cream

Because he had to walk by all those stupid magazines at the register

It just so happened Jessica Alba was there

She was on the front cover of one of those magazines

Darin got to see her perfect boobs and perfect ass


According to this verse below that is when he committed adultery

Matthew 5:28

You have heard that it was said, You shall not commit adultery. But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

John 8:2-11

but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives.

At dawn he appeared again in the temple courts, where all the people gathered around him, and he sat down to teach them. The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group and said to Jesus, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?” They were using this question as a trap, in order to have a basis for accusing him.

But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.” Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.

At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only Jesus was left, with the woman still standing there. Jesus straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”

“No one, sir,” she said.

“Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”

1 Peter 5:8-11

Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.

And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast. To him be the power for ever and ever. Amen.

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